Last night on the CTA, I ran into a friend and we were talking while this girl and her "boyfriend" were busy talking about us. Now I think you all know me so I whipped out my cameraphone and took some pictures of the hideous couple...take a look:
Sweetheart, let me tell you something. First of all, you are not attractive, neither one of you. I am not interested in either of you. Secondly, you both draw attention to yourselves - and I don't need to say why. Finally, your "boyfriend" looks more like a fag than anybody I've ever seen.
The next time you wanna talk about somebody, make sure they can't hear you or that your boyfriend looks a lot more masculine.
Besides, we know you're fucking him, and not the other way around.
You Can't Escape Time
2 years ago