A Crazy Drunk Female On The Late Night #3

This drunk lady gets on the bus and starts talking very loudly about how she knows the governor, the mayor and how she wants everybody to get home safely. Then she starts talking about she wants to turn gay folks straight, how she hasn't been laid in about two years, how she personally knows Bill Clinton and Barack Obama, and how she had two long island ice teas at Bennigan's and now she's full.

I see why she hasn't been laid in two years.

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Jay said...

LMAO, crazy CTA folk

Cocoa Rican said...

sometimes you just have to announce the truth...even if it doesn't set you free...LOL