"I will take you to heaven"

So I'm on the bus this evening coming back from a meeting at my church and this guy gets on the bus.

He starts talking about how HE is going to take us all to Heaven, that his name is Jason (Christ) and a host of other gibberish.

Needless to say, EVERYONE on the bus said this at the same time:
"I wish I had a car".

End Transmission.

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